I Will Blurb Your Book

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Are you looking for a blurb? Well, I’m sick of writing a new blurb for every manuscript that crosses my desk. So I’ve created a few templates. You are fully authorized to use these blurbs with my name attached. Simply insert a [title] and [author], and your sales figures will receive what is known in the industry as “the Fiction Advocate bump.”
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“All your friends are reading [title] by [author]. Without you. And they love it.”

—Brian Hurley, co-editor of Fiction Advocate

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“Is your house currently on fire? I’ll tell you the answer after you finish reading [title] by [author].”

—Brian Hurley, co-editor of Fiction Advocate

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“There are two kinds of people in the world. People who have read [title] by [author], and people who I feel really fucking sorry for. Because they’re pitiful.”

—Brian Hurley, co-editor of Fiction Advocate

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“Excuse me, is your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in [title] by [author].”

—Brian Hurley, co-editor of Fiction Advocate

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“[title] by [author] isn’t even book. It’s so far beyond that. Do NOT insult it by calling it a book.”

—Brian Hurley, co-editor of Fiction Advocate

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“Nothing to see here, folks. Now that [title] by [author] has been published, humanity has achieved everything it can possibly hope to achieve. The rest of you can stop trying. Move along, please.”

—Brian Hurley, co-editor of Fiction Advocate

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“Fuck! I am referring, of course, to [title] by [author]. Fuck!”

—Brian Hurley, co-editor of Fiction Advocate

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– Brian Hurley

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