Are You Being Unoriginal?

Grammarly

This is a sponsored post, folks.

And the sponsor is Grammarly, a new grammar check service that will proofread your writing for you. Just go to Grammarly, drag-and-drop your file, and a billion lines of code will swarm all over your writing and make it better. They’ll even help with word choice, if your vocabulary is somewhat… un-good. Because these lines of code went to college. And majored in Comp Lit.

Grammarly also offers a plagiarism checker—and it’s so good that you’ll want to use it every day. Instead of using Grammarly’s plagiarism checker on the rare occasions when you need to protect yourself from artistic theft or costly litigation, try making it part of your lifestyle. You will never be unoriginal again! The next time you want to say, “Do you take credit cards?” or “I just need to use the bathroom and then we can leave,” run it by Grammarly’s plagiarism checker first. Don’t worry—everyone will thank you for taking an extra ten minutes to come up with a more original, artistically groundbreaking sentence like, “Credit cards are a wholly acceptable way of purchasing goods and services at this establishment, are they not?” or “Piss first! Go later!”

Grammarly. The name sounds ungrammatical, doesn’t it? But they would know!

– Brian Hurley

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