Last night on Girls we got a further glimpse at the content of Hannah Horvath’s long-gestating memoir—you know, the book that’s going to make her “the voice of my generation. Or at least a voice. Of a generation.” And it sounds pretty fabulous.

CAROLINE: You just have to write a whole new bunch of wonderful stories, that’s all.

HANNAH: A whole new bunch of wonderful stories? My whole life was in that book. Everything that’s ever happened to me. Okay? The handjob kidney stone. The time I fell asleep on a pile of pizza boxes. When I made out with the Cuban refugee then the thing happened with the glitter pens. All of it’s in there!

Combine this with the “first chapter” of Hannah’s book that was published on Nerve.com, and it sounds like this fictional character is ready for a real-life book contract. We love it when that happens. Where can we pre-order this thing?

– Brian Hurley